This is the sixth installment of the 500th BSF posting at the No Holds Bar. Twenty competitors have already been eliminated by climax in this King (or Queen) of the Hill Tournament in Oil of Olé. Last week, Hani, Prudence, Anna, Mackenzie and Ashley were eliminated, and we join current King of the Hill Eduardo as he’s about to face oiled-up Louise.
Denise
Rubbin’ Robin Again
Louise has unearthed a VHS copy of America’s Next Sex Symbol, a stillborn TV show in which Denise competed—poorly. Now, Big Red is pissed and humiliated. Two days ago, she took it out on Mackenzie and now, she’s going after Robin the referee—again. She suspects Robin “took a dive” on their last sexfight and she wants to beat the brunette for real.
V.H.S. (Very Humiliating Sexscene)
Hi. I’m Louise. I have something very interesting I’d like to show you. I have a friend who has a friend who works in TV and he dug out a failed pilot shot in 2010. The thing is you’ll recognize someone you know very well.
Titjob Tournament, Quarterfinal #4
No Holds Bar finally did it: they organized the first Titjob Tournament! 16 spectacular women competing to see who can get a man off with her breasts the fastest. The preliminary rounds are already over and six of the best eight girls already faced each other for a spot in the Semifinal round. For this last Quarterfinal coverage, exotic dancer Caribe faces mega-busty France.
Rubbin’ Robin
We interrupt the Titjob Tourney for the following important breaking event.
Three weeks ago, Denise faced Ed in the Basement Wrestling League and some sparks flew between the redhead and the bout’s referee, Robin. Words were exchanged and a challenge was issued. So tonight, the fighter and the referee face each other in an iron-pussy sexfight.
KOed Dreams
What happens when a fighter is KOed? Is it just all black, or is it like a deep sleep? And if so, do they dream? Denise faced Eduardo in the Pit, where the only way to win is by KO, so this is the perfect moment to find out.
Roster Change
Denise is scheduled to face David in the BWL next week. He’s been hers for four months, but Denise doesn’t feel he’s committed, and neither does her rival Louise. She knows how sexy things turned out when SHE faced David back in September and she wants to take Denise’s place in the ring to seduce him Amazon-style.
Recanting
Denise challenged Louise for her Titfighting Championship Title and lost. And since both women are notoriously trying to get David, it was agreed that the winner would have sex with him while the loser has to watch. And so Denise is mournfully joining the Titfight Champion to a hotel room to watch her do the man she wants.
Four Wheel Sex Drive
Ever since David beat Louise in a sexfight and took her Championship Belt, she’s been itching to hook up with him. And tonight’s the night. She finally has him all to herself at the bar. But she’d better hurry to close the deal, because another BWL veteran has her eye on David, and tonight, she’s NOT riding her bike.
Biker Babe Rides the Wild Hog
Denise is absolutely sure she would’ve beaten David when he was on a roll as the longest-standing male BSF Champ, but he lost to Hani before she could find out. So when she faced him in a boxing match [BWL-549], she saw her chance and bet that if she won, he’d have to sexfight her. And she won.