After last week’s Championship Sexfight between Chip and Jolene, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!
Well, Jolene, you certainly pulled that one out of the fire.
Yes. Thanks. I was lucky to retain my Sexfighting Title Belt. Beating the guy who won it from me before gives me a wonderful sense of vindication. I mean, losing to a nobody like Chip once is bad enough, but losing to him TWICE? That would be intolerable
This was a strange contest.At first Chip seemed…I don’t know…preoccupied…maybe distracted.
Yeah, I thought that, too. Thought it was going to be a rout, but then he snapped out of it and began giving me trouble. Nothing I couldn’t handle, of course, as you all saw. I mean, it was obvious, wasn’t it?
Oh, yes, although we’ve all noticed that Chip has become a much better fighter and sex contestant since he joined the League. Almost like he’s a totally different person, eh?
Funny you should put it that way. In this contest he seemed like two separate people. One a little lost and bewildered; the other forceful and commanding. I suppose we have to expect that from a professional writer. I mean, they have to create all those characters and then make them behave believably. I imagine they have to assume those characters while they write. But enough about Chip. I’m sure when you interview him, he’ll be glad to talk about himself at length.
You seem to be carrying a chip—no pun intended—on your shoulder lately. Care to comment?
I’ll admit that I’m sore. Sore at men in general. Physically sore but mostly emotionally sore. After being engaged to Oli for so long, he wouldn’t bite the bullet and get married. Then when he got his rocks off for Regine but not for me in our Titjob Contest last October [BSF-518], I knew it was over. My anger at him has spread to include ALL men.
And we’ve seen you take it out on Matt and now Chip. Think you’ll dish it out to women challengers as well?
Anything’s possible. For the past few months I’ve been angry with the whole world—which is NOT good for a nurse’s bedside manner. And some of our girls seem a bit…masculine, you know? I could get carried away and start abus—start treating them like I treat men. Nobody needs to deal with gender confusion. It’s tough enough to cope with a single personality.
Thought you were going to pull off a second win over Jolene this evening, Chip.
To tell you the truth—there’s a switch for a guy who writes fiction for a living—I don’t really have a good recollection of this match. This has never happened to me before. Do you suppose now that recreational marijuana is legal, some of the No Holds Bar patrons lit up some really potent stuff and the smoke made me woozy? Affected my perception and memory?
But why only you? Nobody else there seems to have been affected. The way you and Jolene were huffing and puffing during your struggles, she’d’ve been just as out of it as you were…but she wasn’t.
Yeah, I guess you’re right. Still…as a writer I also have to be a keen observer of people and behaviors and places. Always looking for new characters snf new ways to describe ordinary things. Tonight…it was like I blacked out at times, if you know what I mean.
There! That’s just what I mean. A writer should NEVER have to seek confirmation that his audience knows what he means. Fuck, that’s his JOB…communicating effectively and entertainingly. Otherwise he may as well quit and go write for a marketing firm or some conservative think tank or some other outfit whose goal is confusion and misdirection.
Uhh…we’re straying from our subject. Maybe Jolene was right when she said would fuck your brains out. Heh-heh.
She may have come closer to attaining that goal than she’d ever hoped. Although I’m sure she was speaking figuratively. Anyway, when I view the match online, it may jog my memory.
It sounds like you’re suffering a memory lapse. You’ve been knocked out before. Is it like that?
Kinda. But without the headache or the double vision. I have a vague recollection of what happened…most of the time. Like I remember getting off to a slow start; that’s pretty clear. I also recall Jo riding my cock reverse cowgirl style, but after that….
That’s about the point when you perked up and shifted into high gear. Hmmm. Well, nothing’s to be gained by speculation, and as you say, reviewing the video may bring it all back.
Right…although I do feel like I’ve already been a spectator to my own match. Weird.
Yes. Well, you never know what’s going to happen in the BWL or the BSF. Speaking of which, you have two consecutive wins in the BWL, so that makes you one of the few members eligible for a Title Defense Challenge.
Except that Brad’s the Champ, so I can’t challenge him. Unless some woman takes his Belt and I don’t lose a match before I get my Title shot. Like you say, anything can happen. Even things we never expect.