Dr Michel Leblond is actually the world’s leading Amazonologist, a branch of anthropology dedicated to studying the behavior of the modern-day Amazon. “What makes these women amazing is their incredible assertiveness and their inalienable sense of competition. Not only will they shape their bodies into spectacular seduction tools, but they will never hesitate to face one another, often in various physical confrontations. My theory is that it’s the competition against another Amazon that really turns an Amazon on.”
Tonight, Dr Leblond is in the field, the field being a local bar. And he has barely started to spend his grant money on beer when he spots a gorgeous specimen.