Megan defeated David in an intense MMA fight and the poor man was taken to the hospital after because the referee was afraid he could be injured after he took repeated blows to the liver. But while they’re taking care of his organ, Megan has an organ problem of her own…
Last October, Jolene challenged Regine for the Titjob and, since their contest ended in a tie, she challenged Regine again, this time using her fiancé Olivier. Whoever made him cum faster would be Titfighting Champion. One minute forty-eight later, Regine was taking an insurmountable lead and the defeat made Jolene so mad she broke up her engagement with Oli.
Now, almost a year later, Olivier gets a shot at Regine who’s NOT Titfighting Champion anymore.
About a month ago, Melanie challenged Titjob Champion Desiree for her Title and Tania was the commentator. The problem is Tania was drunk and she was way too honest in her opinions. After watching the recording, Desiree was pissed. She went directly to Hugo and demanded that Tania face her for her Title. Unsurprisingly, Hugo agreed.
Jolene was the most successful BSF Champion in history. She won the Title against Regine in November 2012 and defended it 9 times before losing it to Louise after a 16-month reign. Since then, she’s been struggling, briefly holding the Title once again but losing it immediately. So you know she really wants to hold on to the Belt this time. But twin Annie Towers sees this as an opportunity to beat a legendary Champion and get some credibility in a League where she’s seen as merely a minor threat and an uneven sexfighter.
Last week, Rita was supposed to sexfight her lover Eduardo, but the Canada Border Services (formerly Customs) Agent who almost spoiled her plan to move away from Saint-Tremblé made an impromptu visit to the No Holds Bar. Karine challenged Rita to a sexfight and, since the blonde won, she gets to spend some time in the sack with Eduardo, per Saint-Tremblé customs.
Strange things are occurring. It began when Jolene and Chip competed in BSF-542, resulting in an unusual outcome. Like the movie “Chinatown”, you couldn’t always tell what was going on. Now all the participants meet up again for an impromptu reunion, where two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Thanks to reader random_guy for his inspiration.
As Yogi Berra once observed, “It’s déjà vu all over again”. Almost three years ago, on BSF-421, Chip pulled off an upset and stripped Jolene of her BSF Sexfighting Title. Now here they are, on the exact same No Holds Bar stage, with the exact same BSF Belt around the exact same Jolene’s waist, for the exact same purpose. It looks like Jolene is even wearing the exact same platform heels (and nothing else). Nothing appears to have changed…but appearances can be deceiving.
Caribe became the first Titjob Champion when she won the Titjob Tournament back in July 2017, but she couldn’t defend her Title against Challenger Hani. Tonight, she tries to win back a Title she feels legitimately belongs to her, but reigning Champion Desiree doesn’t see things her way. After winning her Title from Regine, she’s ready to take on a Challenger, even one as impressive as the best stripper in Montreal.
Matt is the new BSF Champion. He beat twin Anna for the Title, and he’s ready to defend it, but maybe facing the longest-standing former Sexfighting Champion wasn’t what he had in mind. But Jolene just lost a challenge for the Titfighting Championship where she was so humiliated, she broke up her engagement with Olivier. So maybe now’s the time for Matt to prove he’s got the right stuff.
Last week, Desiree beat Titjob Champion Regine for her Title. Before their contest, they agreed that the winner would get to fuck the loser with a strap-on on the No Holds Bar stage. So we join the new Titjob Champion Desiree and the triplet who jizzed between her boobs as they’re about to use Regine’s body like an amusement park.
Regine’s been Titjob Champion since she defeated Czech model Hani back in July. Since then, she defended her Title against Jolene (and beat her so bad she broke off her engagement to Olivier) and Cindy. Now a new Challenger wants to prove her breasts can beat the Champ’s huge breasts: Desiree, who briefly was BSF Sexfighting Champion between October and December 2017. Can she do it?
After winning the coveted BSF Sexfighting Championship Title against Paul and defending it against Jayanti, Anna faces some serious competition: Matt, who’s never worn the BSF Belt despite a fruitful sexfighting career.
Don just beat Prudence in the BWL Pit, and now he gets to use her spectacular body for his own pleasure. This would normally be a case of innocent consequences from pre-fight trash talk that goes too far, but Pru has seeded doubts in his mind, and he’s starting to wonder if his relationship with Melanie isn’t in a dead-end. Maybe some wild sex with Tania’s hot daughter will help him sort it out?
The shit finally hit the fan between Mackenzie and Tania. They’ve been sharing the No Holds Bar owner Hugo for almost three years now, a situation that took its toll on such competitive women. Last week, they challenged each other to a Pussygon sexfight, but Hugo suggested a preliminary round…
Hugo has been in a threesome with Tania and Mackenzie for almost three years now, and he feels like the luckiest man in the world. He owns a bar where spectacular ladies hold intense sexfights and he goes home to two of those spectacular ladies. But the problem with competitive women is that they don’t usually play well with others. There have been tensions between Mack and Tania for a while now, but Hugo was hoping they would smooth over those by themselves. Well, they’re about to.
Paul’s been BSF Champion since December when he took Desiree’s Belt and defended it against Eduardo, Kim, Sophie and Caribe. In his sex contest against Ed, he was paired with Anna who had a sex contest of her own with her twin sister: resist Paul longer and give Ed the win. And ever since she succumbed to Paul’s virility and lost to her sister, she’s been itching for revenge.
Last week, Caribe made Paul lose control in less than five minutes and thus won his Championship Title. But Paul bet that Carrie couldn’t withstand HIS sex attacks for five minutes, and she agreed to put the Belt back into play. So now Paul has one chance at redemption: make Carrie submit or say goodbye to his Title.
Caribe has been Paul’s boss at the Montreal XXXpo for years, and she always considered him her unofficial lover. Paul fucks other strippers, but he’s always on-call for his boss. Even with Paul being in a relationship with Prudie, Carrie still feels a little like she owns him and taking the Belt from him would make it clear to everyone. So? Will Paul be able to resist his boss’s expert caresses for five minutes? No man in the crowd could, that’s for sure! But then again, only Paul is the Champ.
Despite being a founding member, Sophie’s never been Sexfighting Champion. The last time she tried for the Belt was in the Quarterfinal of the Tournament that established the Title, back in 2010. But now that a man is Champion, she feels she’s got a decent shot. And since Champion Paul never sexfought Sophie, he jumped at the occasion to “tame a panther.”
Last February, Mimi beat Eduardo in a BWL fight by choking him and crushing his cock after she publicly humiliated him by showing off her biceps. To make things worse, she made him kiss her muscles after the fight. Now, five months have passed and Ed shows up at the ring where Mimi trains with a big surprise.
The modern theory of Amazonology is mammocentrist, meaning that a lot of the study of competition and dominance among modern day Amazons revolves around the breasts. It is not surprising then that beautiful, busty women like Hani and Regine will compete in their capacity to please a man with their boobs. And as descendants of Amazonian males, it’s not surprising we’re fascinated by such contests!
The Challenger makes her way to the No Holds Bar stage where two of the triplets are waiting. Regine is a spectacular woman brimming with the confidence only a massive chest can provide.
After losing a kickboxing fight to his girlfriend Denise, David gets to his locker room while the victorious redhead stays behind for pictures with fans. He’s obviously depressed he lost, but somebody brought him a powerful antidepressant.
In the King (or Queen) of the Oil Ring Tournament, Jenn was able to beat both Petr and Cindy…separately. Then, she kicked Petr’s ass again—this time in the BWL—and made him promise that he’d make Cindy finally face her in a sexfight for him.
So this is it. Months of rivalry and backstabbing culminate here, on the No Holds Bar stage. The winner will get Petr.
With a mind-blowing SIX victories in the BSF-500 King (or Queen) of the Oil Ring Tournament, Kim won the right to face BSF Sexfighting Champion Paul for his Belt. For this challenge, Kim chose to face Paul in the Oil of Olé since the substance clearly brought her luck. And Paul will need luck of his own; he only defended his Title once and scored just one victory in the Tournament Kim just won.
This is the last installment of the 500th BSF regular posting at the No Holds Bar. Twenty-eight competitors have already been eliminated from the Oil of Olé Queen (or King) of the Oil Pool Tournament. Last week, Kandice, Matt, Caribe and Chip were eliminated, and we join current Queen of the Hill Kim as she’s about to face Saint-Tremblé native Rita.